Glenn Beck on the DSS.

Seriously. No joke. Check out this little beauty from a recent radio program:

Beck: You know the… Dead Sea Scrolls. You know what they are? Stu, do you know what the Dead Sea Scrolls are? …

Stu: Well, of course I do.

Beck: No, come on. Most people don’t. I’m not…

Stu: I heard of them. I don’t really know.

Beck: You don’t really know, do you. You have no why they were there.

Stu: Nu uh.

Beck: Sarah, average person doesn’t know. Any idea? Take a guess on what, why the Dead Sea Scrolls are there, anything else.

Sarah: Something religious.

Beck: OK good. Even though I’ve explained this on this program a couple of times, I’m glad to see that, I’m glad to see that even the people that work with me everyday don’t even listen.

Stu: Well, there’s, we were actually talking about American Idol last night. The guy won! It was unbelievable.

Beck: All right. So here’s what happened. When Constantine decided he was going to uh… cobble together an army, um, he did the uh… Council of uh… Nicaea, right, Pat?

Pat: Yea.

Beck: Council of Nicaea. Um… and what they did is brought all of the religious figures, uhh, together, all the Christians and then they said, “Ok, let’s uh, put together the Apostles’ Creed, let’s, you know, you guys do it.” So they brought all their religious scripture together, and that’s when the Bible was first bound and everything else. And then they said, “Anybody that disagrees with this is a heretic and… off with their head!” Well, that’s what the Dead Sea Scrolls are. The Dead Sea Scrolls are those scriptures that people had at the time that they said, “They are destroying all of this truth.” Whether it’s truth or not is, is up to the individual, but that… at that time those people thought that this was something that needed to be preserved and so they rolled up the scrolls and they put ‘em in clay pots and they, they put ‘em in the back of caves where no one could find them. They were hidden scripture because everything was being destroyed that disagreed with the Council of Nicaea and Constantine. That’s what those things are.

[Speechless, mouth hanging open.]

Where does one begin? This is just another example of Beck trying to speak of that which he does not know. He should just stop, really.

[HT: Robert Cargill. His response is brilliant and worth the read.]

Comments

[jered]

Sadly, though, none of his millions of sheep, I mean listeners, do any fact checking. If it comes from his lips, it must be true!

[mike devries]

Truly a case of the blind leading the blind.

[Derek Rishmawy]

Oh ma Gaad....oh ma Gaad...

[Wes Ellis]

wow...
Just realized I haven't read your blog since my wedding (sorry about that). This post is shocking... but then again... it's exactly what I've come to expect from Beck.

[razor blades]

I was glad I happen to stop by on your blog. My research is almost done, thanks for sharing this.